Creature Features

What if Fish from Marillion was a fish?

Posted in Music creature features by Robin Brown on February 8, 2010

What if Fish from Marillion was a fish?

What if Fish from Marillion was a fish?

What if Fish from Marillion was a fish?

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What if Flea was a flea?

Posted in Music creature features by Robin Brown on February 3, 2010

What if Flea from Red Hot Chilli Peppers was a flea?

What if Flea from Red Hot Chilli Peppers was a flea?

What if Flea from Red Hot Chilli Peppers was a flea?

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What if Tiger Woods was a tiger?

Posted in Sports creature features by Robin Brown on January 18, 2010

What if Tiger Woods was a tiger?

What if Tiger Woods was a tiger?

What if Tiger Woods was a tiger?

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Creature Features Xmas dance

Posted in Uncategorized by Robin Brown on January 17, 2010

A belated Christmas message featuring Cat Stevens, Bear Grylls, Mike Catt, Eddie the Eagle Edwards and Jack Russell.

In keeping with the general format of things around here, I suppose this is what happens if Cat Stevens, Bear Grylls, Mike Catt, Eddie the Eagle Edwards and Jack Russell looked like animals, dressed up as elves and did a Diversity-style hip-hop dance routine.

What if Graham Onions was an onion?

Posted in Sports creature features by Robin Brown on January 7, 2010

What if Graham Onions was an onion?

What if Graham Onions was an onion?

What if Graham Onions was an onion?

In light of the heroics of Onions (who, disappointingly, is not nicknamed ‘Onionsy’ but ‘Bunny’) and Graeme Swann, I found myself wondering what Onions would look like if he were a vegetable.

What if Joe Cornish was a Cornish pastie?

Posted in Comedian creature features by Robin Brown on November 26, 2009

I’m a big fan of Adam and Joe, but what if Joe Cornish was a Cornish pastie?

What if Joe Cornish was a Cornish pastie?

What if Joe Cornish was a Cornish pastie?

PS. Kill Boggins

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What if Randy Orton was an auton?

Posted in Sports creature features, TV creature features by Robin Brown on November 17, 2009

What if Randy Orton was an auton?

What if Randy Orton was an auton?

What if Randy Orton was an auton?

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What if Bear Grylls was a grill?

Posted in TV creature features by Robin Brown on October 17, 2009

What if Bear Grylls was a grill?

What if Bear Grylls was a grill?

What if Bear Grylls was a grill?

See also: What if Bear Grylls was a bear?

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What if Wayne Bridge was a bridge?

Posted in Sports creature features by Robin Brown on October 12, 2009

What if Wayne Bridge was a bridge?

What if Wayne Bridge was a bridge?

What if Wayne Bridge was a bridge?

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What if Sam Sparro was a sparrow?

Posted in Music creature features by Robin Brown on September 27, 2009

What if Sam Sparro was a sparrow?

What if Sam Sparro was a sparrow?

What if Sam Sparro was a sparrow?

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