Creature Features Xmas dance

A belated Christmas message featuring Cat Stevens, Bear Grylls, Mike Catt, Eddie the Eagle Edwards and Jack Russell.

In keeping with the general format of things around here, I suppose this is what happens if Cat Stevens, Bear Grylls, Mike Catt, Eddie the Eagle Edwards and Jack Russell looked like animals, dressed up as elves and did a Diversity-style hip-hop dance routine.

What if Cat Stevens was a cat?

What if Cat Stevens was a cat?

Admittedly Cat goes by the name Yusuf Islam these days, but that wouldn’t work.